how am I only just learning of this one..I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?
oh dear lol... In Ipswich?You know you're talking to an absolute sluzza when she compliments you on your missing front tooth. lol
Also, laughed so much at the taxi ones.
Hahaha these are all gold.
This one didn't happen to me but one of my mates a couple months back at a 21st house party. Any one watch the show how I met your mother? Well there's an episode where a guy is in a room with this chick then she leaves to answer a phone call. The guy gets naked, the girl walks back into the room and sees ''the naked man'', she laughs then they root. Funnily enough with my mate it worked! Someone here should give it a crack.
this didnt register untill 6 months later
2 girls in the cab
girl #1: you ever had a 3some?
me: yeah sure (random responce, wasnt really paying attention)
girl #1: ..
dropped em off
some guys get all the breaksthis happened 2 weeks ago at woolies when i was in a tight singlet and pumped up after a workout this is the first time in my 23 years of living ive picked up a chick from a shopping centre lol.
checkout chick.. ur really muscular you must work out a bit..
me.. yeah a little bit..
checkout chick. I like big muscle there hot
me.. so what you up to after work..
checkout chick .. heres my number...
about 28 hrs later.. checkout chick is riding me like bull
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