Funny shit man really like the tarocash one thats great. When I used to go to clubs back in the day (8 years ago) I used to get girls grabbing my ass as they walked by, I FELT DIRTY!
Opportunity not taken at Tarocash Ceff???????
never heard the beaver clamp before LOL.. I love it..
heres a few from my night driving cab days, you have to be pretty much gay to not get laid driving cabs at night lol. My mate who weighs like 150kg recently got blown by a hot chick while he was driving her home. Then he scammed her the full fare (she wanted a discount and thought she got one but didnt)
Drunk Girl: can i have your number
JDizzle: yes but it will cost you an extra $10
Drunk Girl: ok (actually gives me the 10 but dosnt ring)
Girl with her friends: can i have your number
JDizzle: No
Girl with her friends: ..oh (her friends laugh at her)
girl with friends: do you want to come out with us then?
JDizzle: No
Girl with friends: ..oh (obviously not used to being rejected)
2 girls
Girl#1: We need a good lookin guy like you to walk us into the pub
JDizzle: ill have to leave the meter running and charge you
Girl#2: come on! We'll buy you drinks
JDizzle: Pro drivers are 0.02 bac
Girl#2: awww comeon. Hey do we get a discount if i give you a blowjob?
JDizzle: i might knock a few cents off.
horny drunk girl (plenty of these to go around)
Girl: (pulls off her top, is naked from waste up and rests her legs on my lap while im driving, she has her friends in the back who dont care/notice)
JDizzle: You dirty slut
Girl: thats me, heres my phone number (i ring it the following day but of course she dosnt remember a thing)
horny woman in her 40s
Woman: your really good looking and your a redhead too
JDizzle: thats right
Woman: pullover and lets have a chat
JDizzle: how about we keep driving, the meter goes up faster that way
Woman: ah come on!
Ugly feral looking horny woman in her 40s (plenty of these around)
Woman: you know, i find alot of my son's friends quite attractive, they are about your age
JDizzle: lol here we go
Woman: I could teach you a few things
JDizzle: i bet you could
(no, didnt go through with that one)
2 girls age 27-30 and one of them has a brother with them, all filthy frunk
Girl#1: hey your really good lookin!
JDizzle: yeah i know
Girl#2: give him a blowjob!
Girl#1: (actually thinks about it) nah, i have a mental block my brother is in the back
JDizzle: (damn, a story about getting some girl to blow me while driving her home would of been a good story)
At end of trip i make out with both girls, but the guy gets pissed because i had made out with his sistor and the girl he was probably trying to pick up, so he chases my cab down the street. Got the fare plus a $20 tip too lol
hard to believe some of those i know
man how people do shit in the plane toilets is past me.. so freaken tight.. Im sure some of you much bigger units wouldnt barely fit in therelet alone another chick..
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