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(ie Lycra man at my gym- it's like looking at an eclipse).
He is a bit of a legend- black and fluro yellow lycra short bike pants with matching singlet. In his 50s, cut as and in good shape for his age, but has the red skin of someone who overtrains and sunbakes just a tad too much, complete with bulging veins. Even has a little cap to finish off the ensemble. You will either see him in the weights area, standing bike or stepper. Not helped by the guy being about about 6 ft 7 tall.
He should team up with the 65 year old heavy smoker who sweats out her ciggie smell as she trains next to you. Has very bad collagen lips, massive fake boobs and a wrinkly belly from lipo. Again, another wearer of very revealing clothing- always the same blue crop top and dance pants.
Mmmmm- maybe that guy was creepy not because he thought I was hot, but because I am seen as one of the gym freaks! Now that is an epiphany I wish had never happened!
I don't actually talk to these people! I only talk ABOUT them! But when you are at the gym 6 days a week, often twice a day, you do start to notice things...
Why aren't you guys getting pics
We need some example in this thread to understand what is trying to be said.
So please, next time a nice young lady fits the description of what we are discussing in this thread, just take a quick phone pic (low to high angle is good, or high to low can be good too). Then we can all have a mass debate on the matter once we have some solid material to deal with.
Thank You
I'm more than a little concerned that you have thought about it so much Kindred. Sounds like we'll see a Today Tonight expose on you soon.
What I find funny about people who are paranoid, and I realise you're probably joking kindred (hopefully), is that they think the whole world gives a shit what they are doing.
Personally I don't like good-looking girls at the gym, it is too distracting and I become more concerned about not looking like an idiot than I do about my training.
Keep off the NO explode before work, mate ;-)
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