[MENTION=12395]Grunta[/MENTION]; tell him the truth chicks in clubs don't give a fuck what you look like as long as your wearing $400 jeans, gotta lazy gorrilla in the money clip & aren't afraid of sharing your 8 ball around.
I do laugh at all the internet peeps who get butthurt over this shit. Boy wants to curl, let him curl its still more then he was doing before.
@Grunta; tell him the truth chicks in clubs don't give a fuck what you look like as long as your wearing $400 jeans, gotta lazy gorrilla in the money clip & aren't afraid of sharing your 8 ball around.
I do laugh at all the internet peeps who get butthurt over this shit. Boy wants to curl, let him curl its still more then he was doing before.
Sorry to start another "what program would you recommend for a begginer?" thread, but this one is a little odd as far as goals are concerned.
What training package would you put together for an 18yo kid who has these goals:
That's it, I'll try to translate this into English, but for now, here is my problems:
- Want's his upper pecks to "look ridicoulus when he's rocking a low cut Tshirt".
- Want's "mad bis" in a t-shirt when he "going off at da club"
He won't do power stuff because "it will slow him down on the field" (plays soccer).
Won't do squats because he doesnt want his legs to look like a rugby player (not in a life time, just doesn't have the genetic potential to be EVER confused for a rugby player) and has a wordrobe of skinny jeans he doesnt want to replace.
Can't convince him that tris are the larger proportion of the upper arm because "the bis is what it's all about" (English - believes it's what the girls find attractive)
He's not at all interested in working the back or shoulder muscles, as "its a waste of time and he doesnt want to get big"
English translation, want's to improve his look to increase his chances at picking up girls when he goeas out.
(I suggested getting his hair cut on BOTH sides of his head, using less spiking glue, getting rid of his sisters jeans and stop dancing and start drinking, but apparently my boat sailed last century)
At the moment I have him doing:
incline BB
Incline DB
Pulley cross overs
EZ bar curls
BB curls
Db curls
With the hope to talk him into some tri work.
Question is: what do I do with him? (cant drown him, he's family)
How do I hang a chest and some arms off an anorexic body?
Any other execises or combos that might get him moving in the right direction?
I can see the LOLs comming already, but any serious advice would be appreciated.
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
Girls like a confidant man, who's also a bit of a rascal.
Brick you are the man.
He's a soccer player. Give up.
In the first sentance, I'm not sure what you mean Ned.
To be honest the best thing is tell him to train hard and train his whole body and then forget about it. He is just going to do what he wants anyway and you are wasting your time.
Most people ask for advise but they don't actually want your advise they just want you to confirm what they already want to do.
Its more of a case of him hitting his mum up for a memebership to "work on his strength and he can train with his uncle".
So she asked me to take him under my wing and once there he coughed up that what he primarily wats out of it is to get laid more.
Not somethig you normally disclose to your parents.
We all though it was cars, money and large bag that did the trick, but if all he needs is some "upper pecks and bis" let him try I say.
Tell him he should do yoga and get a pec implant
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