No shed

[PTC]

I just want to put this out there, I have no shed.

To be clear, there is no shed in my backyard.

 

[CaT_SPeW]

i think you better go and turn yourself in

 

[Zarkov]

 

[Kyle Aaron]

I think he means that he's got nowhere to put the bodies.

Well, not since he filled in Zubi's hole.

Ahem.

 

[The Hulk]

So where do you keep your tools?

 

[PTC]

Squatting in my gym lol

 

[Morgan]

boom boom tish!

 

[The Hulk]

No shovels for "gardening" ?

 

[Zarkov]

So where do you keep your tools?

There`s a stupid gag in there somewhere.
Tools,in his pants,with all his nuts ....... go on somebody say it.

 

[PTC]

For those unsure what the gag is, please go to modo's Dear Diary

 

[BoyFromAus]

i swear that looks like a guinea pig.

 

[eje]

you are very a funny man markos

 

[PTC]

Funny doesnt get you a shed in the backyard though does it lol

 

[CaT_SPeW]

dont you have a pool? you sure there isnt anything at the bottom of that?

 

[PTC]

Shhhhhhhh, most on here really dont get my humour, thats why its mainly my clients on here that get me.

modo thinks I murder weak lifters and bury them

Fadi thinks I'm military

Power ranger just thinks I'm a prick

Kyle is really confused, and he's met me

I think Katie, eje and Bree might get it

Josh is starting to understand

Imagine if I was all those things

A murdering army prick lol

Kyle stayed in a motel the other day. He asked at the desk if the porno channel was disabled, they told him it was normal sex, the sick f u c k.

 

[Kyle Aaron]

Kyle stayed in a motel the other day. He asked at the desk if the porno channel was disabled, they told him it was normal sex, the sick f u c k.

It's not real porno if it doesn't make you go, "..."

 

[Zarkov]

I read through the last and second last pages on Modo`s diary and gave up.
Can someone fill me in on the joke?

 

[Kyle Aaron]

Modo expressed a belief that if he went to train with Markos, Markos would kill him, cut him up in his shed and bury the bits somewhere.

I'm not entirely sure modo was serious, but then again, I sometimes wonder if modo's gym journal is not just a big wind-up, him taking the piss and having a big laugh at all of us.

 

[mike367]

Hey Marcos I'm starting to like you, even if you are a murdering army prick.

I've two sheds and one has a dirt floor!!!
I'll even let you use my shovel, for a small fee ofcourse lol.

Mike.

 

[Zarkov]

Modo expressed a belief that if he went to train with Markos, Markos would kill him, cut him up in his shed and bury the bits somewhere.

I'm not entirely sure modo was serious, but then again, I sometimes wonder if modo's gym journal is not just a big wind-up, him taking the piss and having a big laugh at all of us.

I did read that bit but it went right over my head.Prolly because I was too busy slashing my wrists......