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A wife asks her husband for $5000
"what the hell do you need $5000 for?" the husband yells back
"I want to get a boob job, they're too small"
"Bah! You don't need to spend any money to get bigger boobs, just rub them each morning with some toilet paper and they'll be bigger in no time"
"as if doing that will make my boobs bigger, that'll never work" the wife scoffs
"Why not?" says the husband, "it worked on your arse!"
A wife asks her husband for $5000
"what the hell do you need $5000 for?" the husband yells back
"I want to get a boob job, they're too small"
"Bah! You don't need to spend any money to get bigger boobs, just rub them each morning with some toilet paper and they'll be bigger in no time"
"as if doing that will make my boobs bigger, that'll never work" the wife scoffs
"Why not?" says the husband, "it worked on your arse!"
I proposed by having wife's name tattooed in 2inch high letters across my entire left bum cheek. She said yes. Now if we argue, all I do is fart and I have won.
Negative and for the guys that are curious I thought it would act as whore repellant but oddly it seems been branded with someones name makes you more attractive to women. Fucking weird.
Malaysain Chinese - could be any of Cantonese, Mandarin, Hokkien, Hakka, Hainanese, Teocheow and Fuzhou - mostly southern chinese dialects/background
Sookie , maybe get copies of the Sam Sung books
and
and the essentials
Niubi!: The Real Chinese You Were Never Taught in School by Eveline Chao
Dirty Chinese: Everyday Slang from "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!" (Dirty Everyday Slang)
Making Out in Chinese
(see pm)
Looks like the reigns on Sookie are tight now, not even allowed on the forum any more......or......may be he is still recovering from the wedding night