Hahaha. And I have the smallest guitar collection of my family.
My little brother bought himself a Steve Vai Ibanez about 12 months ago. He also has a Floyd Rose guitar. He runs that through his Mesa Boogie half stack when he gigs. Not sure what effects he uses, I know he had a Digitech Genesis and a Line 6.
My old man recently got a Gretch, worth about $6,000 mind you. He plays that along with his Joe Strummer Signature Telecaster.
My Mum works at a local guitar shop.