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How to look great in a gym

wingman

Super M0derator
Someone pointed me out to this hilarity. It was from some website where a female reader asked how to look great in the gym. Thought it might be useful for some of our female members


 
laughing hysterically ... omg the dreaded *bunching* lolol

this is gold....has to be from an online women's mag.

fabulous...oh i better go change and put on some bright colours and do my hair and makeup before bootcamp in the dark

 
I don't understand why a person would want to stay cool, unless they were feeling faint or unwell. The warmer, the better!
 
Thankyou wingman I am glad women have finally realised they need to look good in the gym, Nothing worse than a cardio bunny who has potential but insists on wearing some daggy old tshirt and trackies.

If your going to venture out of the kitchen ladies at least make the effort to look your best.
 

always smooth
 
I don't understand why a person would want to stay cool, unless they were feeling faint or unwell. The warmer, the better!

KungFooGoo needs to stay cold at all times. If he gets hot or starts sweating his skin falls off. (Kinda half serious but not really kind of )
 
KungFooGoo needs to stay cold at all times. If he gets hot or starts sweating his skin falls off. (Kinda half serious but not really kind of )

I understand your dilemma (especially with the 'herp derp').

Kind of sucks though, especially when you WANT that warm blood coursing through your veins.
 
I regulate body temperature by the automatic adjusting of the height of my testicles, or is that the other way round?
 
I don't find any humour in it? What am I missing?
Sounds like something from CLEO or Cosmo....?
 
I don't find any humour in it? What am I missing?
Sounds like something from CLEO or Cosmo....?

I guess it's supposed to be funny because it's so baaaad.

That said, I've committed to frocking up Mad Men style, complete with heels and red lippy for bootcamp in future.
The heels will help me squat like you guys and gals and the rest will help me look fabulous as I work up a subtle "glow" during the workout.

just not sure whether a twinset and pearls + skirt or satin cocktail dress for tomorrow? i mean, it's Friday ...

 

hahaha that is such a good plan and exactly it is funny because some women take articles like that seriously
 
Lol! Who the heck writes this crap!

Go to gym
sweat
Leave red faced from exertive effort
Shower

That is all.