How to fail a drugs test

[lex]

"If you smoke cannabis and then exercise the next day, be warned - you could fail a random drug test."
Exercise may cause you to fail drug test › News in Science (ABC Science)

 

[jj80]

I had a friend who got turned off exercise from going to the gym and doing a leg workout.... He reckons it caused him to have the 'worst trip of his life'. He'd just started exercising.

I've never been sure how much to believe him but he swears black and blue he was stoned. He wasn't the sort to lie.

 

[El Testicle]

I had a friend who got turned off exercise from going to the gym and doing a leg workout.... He reckons it caused him to have the 'worst trip of his life'. He'd just started exercising.

I've never been sure how much to believe him but he swears black and blue he was stoned. He wasn't the sort to lie.

... did he also wake up that afternoon in his own bed wearing a tutu complaining of a sore butt?

That was the rohypnol you put in his pwo wasn't it you dirty little man you

 

[HRG]

"No Sir police sir I have not been smoking pot today"
"Well this says you have, i'm going to have to arrest you"
"Truly sir, I promise you I did not smoke any pot today!"
"Well how do you explain this then?!"
"Jus been liftin bro, I swear"

 

[Headley]

Ahh ok, looks like the have discovered that weed is stored in fat and exercise causes the fat to be consumed, displacing the weed.

Nice!