Women are turned on by a sense of humour and one line that works a treat is, "Lay down I think I love you"
She bursts out laughing, bonking ensues.
Please do, I never get past the bursts out laughing partIm going to try this. Will let you know how it goes.
most recent situation
im on vacation on an island chilling with random american group,
american girlss jump in the water with all their cloths and shoes on before we go out wtf?
the one who started talking to me in the first place is like you want to come up to the room while i change ? sure why not, superfunhappytimes occour
at the end of the day no need to initiate LOL and get this the night before shes like im only into long term relationships im not the type to just go with anyone baaaaaaaaaaaaah
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Winner LOL
hmmm plenty of girls have one night stands, but don't necessarily want to be seen as 'the' girl who has one night stands - because of the way 'men' think of them as whores if they do.
Except for every woman having one, there's a bloke doing the same thing. Society (us) just doesn't judge them as harshly, as they seem to still judge women for precisely the same action?
I've always said, sex is easy enough to get, for anyone, it's the stuff that has longevity, that is much harder to find.
But you know, good for you ae! lol
wanna go halfs in a baby?
works everytime
"I hope you have pet insurance because your pussy is about to be smashed"
I try to get the kids to bed by 8pm..while at the same time convince the wife to have a cuppa...
I always suspected there was a reason for my 7:30pm bed time.
Gentleman, may I introduce you to possibly the cleverest man on the planet
Getting the kids into bed and relaxing the wife.....so simple, yet so effective
remove the distractions, apply stimulants to exhausted women, its not as nice as J put it lol...
Lol
How's it going?
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