I met this guy in a bar once. He was fucking huge. Massive arms, huge chest, enourmous delts, lats like wings, I mean huge. But his head was fucking tiny.
I got talking to him and I asked him long he'd been lifting, he told me he'd never touched weights. I was surprised so I changed the subject....to his his tiny head.
He explained how he'd found a bottle on the beach, and when he rubbed it, a genie appeared. The genie granted him 3 wishes, but no sex. This was going to be hard because she looked like this
So he asked to be rich, bang, he got it, squillions. He asked for a very impressive muscular physique, massive, ripped, he was most impressed.
Then he asked her for a fuck. She said you know the rules, no sex.
So he goes "how about a little head"