After some injuries in power-lifting I thought about doing steroids for 6 months now, and decided to work on getting big muscles and not just big lifts. For 6 months I joked around with one front who also was considering doing them, about how we will get our 'winter gains' together cycle together. Like practically every steroid user in the world at first I thought I wouldn't tell anybody else. Unfortately he joined the feds so was never able to join me on a cycle. I just started a test cycle and I already can't stop dropping hints and laughing hysterically when I get the chance.
"Bro your looking bigger"
"Cheers man, my aunty Tess Tyrone is giving me pointers twice a week"
"What?"
"Hahahahaha"
And yeah, the missus knows, I told her for 6 months I would do them eventually, she was somewhat against it the first few months but not anymore.