Bahaha... far be it from me to laugh at another bros pain, but this made me crack up...
You could have also pointed out the 'intent' was there to get home because you were only a short distance from home... That should've counted for something surely
I've spent many a night in the spare bedroom on the hardest known mattress to man... fecking thing.
The worst part is as I'm finally getting to sleep, the Mrs. come barging in wanting me back in the bed with her... Woman and their many personalities