Harold: So what are you in here for?
Tarik: For being black.
Harold: Seriously.
Tarik: I am serious. You wanna know what happened. I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble, and a cop stops me. Evidently, a black guy robbed a storein Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So he starts beating me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
Harold: Holy shit! What'd you do?
Tarik: I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
I'm 40, I'm old...Old is always 20 years in front of me. When I hit 40, 60 will be old. When I hit 50, 70 will be old.
Very profound but here it is:
"You are only as old as your age"
Here's a different one: "You're only as old as the woman you feel."
For the love of god, don't get a convertible
I'm 42
No kidding, I'd kill for grey hairs.
Men look better with age imo -
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