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Let's say I'm on a forum. This forum is called "Simple Pleasures".
The topic of the thread is "Dogs Fucking"
I write "I like watching two dogs fucking, with a third dog looking on." I mean, how simple is that, it's an opinion, and it's valid, because that's what I like to see...two dogs fucking with another dog looking at them.
------will immediately bust in on the conversation.
First he'll say this:
"I like watching two dogs fucking with a cat looking on."
Then he'll appeal to authority:
"Pegg is cat watching dogs fuck guy (OMG another one!) that really knows his shit. When he went against the Dog Whisperer he said he realized right then that he had to make sure a cat was watching those dogs fuck. He spent his time prioritizing on getting after that cat to watch those dogs fuck (cats watching dogs fuck?!?! Lou Simmons says no one needs cats to watch dogs fuck!) and that's what brought he fucking likes.
Then he'll really sink it in:
"The way Stan Efferding thinks is similar to how I think. Get the cat involved in the dog fucking, Open a can of tuna if you have to. Sometime maybe wet food or maybe even some canned salmon. That is how you watch dogs fucking!"
Then he'll throw you little bit of a bone.
"Stan fucking Efferding likes watching two dogs fucking with a cat looking on too, and thinks that, at the very least, something should be watching the dogs fuck except yourself...a hamster, a bird...I don't know, even another dog in a pinch."