Hate to be the odd one out here but I don't like full body routines. You get each muscle group warm then move on to the next one without putting it under any pressure. Full body routines are a great way to look like you used to train.
Hope it works for you Shrek but I'd be willing to bet that you start cheating and looking for a little bit of volume once you get disappointed.
Good luck with the golf mate, I'd offer some advice but I've got nothing. I get excellent value for my fees when I play golf, I get to take twice as many shots as everyone else for the same price.