Gerry conquers NZ Rugby

**Stiff 2G** · 23-08-2020 07:48 PM

I think we need a new thread for this.

**bannedgerry** · 23-08-2020 08:42 PM

hehe see u in a few months mate. Ill update my training progress when im ready.

**Shrek** · 24-08-2020 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Stiff 2G

Gerry conquers NZ Rugby

He did??
Wow!!!!!

**Stiff 2G** · 24-08-2020 02:13 AM

It's a work in progress Shrek.

This is where Gerry can log his journey in Rugby, mebee post some vids of himself smashing Cats!

**Stiff 2G** · 06-09-2020 11:25 AM

Have you been training @bannedgerry ? Practicing your tackling technique? Your height, Moari genes and PL strength you could really be a destructive front on tackler - get right in under the ribcage, drive with legs, butt and back. Plus I'm guessing you don't mind a stink either

**Stiff 2G** · 06-09-2020 11:53 AM

You being White, a bit older and a bit shorter you're probably going to be "tested". Take no shit @bannedgerry . Make an example of the first kunt who puts it on. Watch this vid Gerry. Watch Blocker Roach go to work. No marques of Queensbury ruled here. Watch Blocker throw the headbutt instead of slip n countering. You won't go to Jail for this chit Gerry.

**Shrek** · 06-09-2020 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Stiff 2G

You being White, a bit older and a bit shorter you're probably going to be "tested". Take no shit @bannedgerry . Make an example of the first kunt who puts it on. Watch this vid Gerry. Watch Blocker Roach go to work. No marques of Queensbury ruled here. Watch Blocker throw the headbutt instead of slip n countering. You won't go to Jail for this chit Gerry.

Dunno why Davidson got binned.
Blocker threw the first punch. He was defending himself.

**Stiff 2G** · 06-09-2020 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Shrek

Dunno why Davidson got binned.
Blocker threw the first punch. He was defending himself.

You hear that ^^^ @bannedgerry . That's what you say if the Ref calls you out: "but Sir, I follow Jesus, but I can't just stand there and let him bash me!" Take your mouthguard out first, as long as you've got no missing teeth.

In the unlikely event the Ref sinbins youse make sure the other dude walks off first. These Maori's are tough mofos (my fav race). Watch Tamati and Dowling. Watch the fatal mistake Dowling makes - loss of traction. Watch the judicious use of headbutts again.

**bannedgerry** · 06-09-2020 03:46 PM

im looking a bit fat to be honest stiffy.

**bannedgerry** · 06-09-2020 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Stiff 2G

You hear that ^^^ @bannedgerry . That's what you say if the Ref calls you out: "but Sir, I follow Jesus, but I can't just stand there and let him bash me!" Take your mouthguard out first, as long as you've got no missing teeth.

In the unlikely event the Ref sinbins youse make sure the other dude walks off first. These Maori's are tough mofos (my fav race). Watch Tamati and Dowling. Watch the fatal mistake Dowling makes - loss of traction. Watch the judicious use of headbutts again.

much preferred Darryl Eastlakes commentary of those famous 80s test matches.