The she-elephant not being mentioned is Fernwood Fitness Gyms.
Why worry about some little vegan lesbian cafe which is getting free national advertising by its stupid little provocative signs, when we have had to put up with bloody Fernwood women-only (no males allowed) gyms in shopping centres all over the country - and have for more than twenty years?
I used to be pro-feminist - and also an admirer of Lisa Curry (who then became the face of Fernwood, in its early days) - but every time I go past one of these places, my Male Chauvinist Pig soul is vindicated again.