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    Quote Originally Posted by WoodyAllen View Post
    Luxury. We used to dream of seeing just one snake. We used to live in a rolled up newspaper in a culvert and the snakes used to come in and climb up trouser leg.

    Tell young people that today and they won't believe you.
    Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle.

    if we were LUCKY!





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    Holy mackeral, they're not kidding when they say the Deepression era and living in the 1800's was hard yakka!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle.

    if we were LUCKY!

    You sumvabatch.

    Right then.

    There were 350 of us living in a a Thai snake pit. Every morning we had to do calisthenics for 30 min before going to work at the venom factory where we worked for 25 hours and got home one hour after we had to get up for work.

    All we had to eat was cobra and the occasional black mamba. We had so many snake bites on us we would deflate very time we sneezed. My brother Wilfred had so many snake bites on his willie he had to take clarinet lessons to learn how to hold it when peeing.

    Tell yooong people that today and they won't believe you.


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    Nope, nope..


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    Quote Originally Posted by WoodyAllen View Post
    There were 350 of us living in a a Thai snake pit.
    My extended family and I lived in a tropical paradise where...

    Quote Originally Posted by WoodyAllen View Post
    Every morning we had to do calisthenics for 30 min
    We exercised daily to retain our vigour...

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    before going to work at the venom factory where we worked for 25 hours and got home one hour after we had to get up for work.
    And were provided with jobs and career development opportunities in the medical field, although it was, at times, hard work...


    Quote Originally Posted by WoodyAllen View Post
    All we had to eat was cobra and the occasional black mamba.
    But we always had a variety of fresh food on the table...

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    We had so many snake bites on us we would deflate very time we sneezed.
    And access to the latest experimental cosmetic therapies to maintain our youthful glow...


    Quote Originally Posted by WoodyAllen View Post
    My brother Wilfred had so many snake bites on his willie he had to take clarinet lessons to learn how to hold it when peeing.
    My brother Wilfred used to get a bit carried away with the 'botox' so we had to direct his enthusiasm using music and arts...

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    Either that or his just a monty python fan


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    For the poor, sad, uninitiated.......





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    Obviously, they did not make snakes like they used to, back in my day snakes where significantly harder...























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    I hater snakes, has a red belly black in my home gym a few weeks ago. So annoying.
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