I've been to a couple group sessions, I'll tell you an embarrassing story.
At work they had this fuken HR bullshit group development session, all senior management had to attend, kunce made it on a fuken Monday morning too.
So I rolled up no sleep and off my nut, had a tootski in the dunny thought I'd check my name off and fuck off.
At the introductions this dumb kunce presenter picks me first, I had no fuken idea where I was never alone why I'm here, he said "why don't you share with the group a little bit about yourself?"
my auto pilot kicked in and I said "my name is Grunta, apparently I have a bit of a problem with gambling, drinking and womanising"............... And then I realised what the fuck I just said, so pulled back quickly and said "sorry, wrong group".
There was a pause and then the laughter erupted, I was like WTF is going on here, and just quickly mumbled out my official profile.
At the break, just before I bolted out for a tootski, the HR Chief Officer grabs me, I was already sweating from both temples but now I felt like some kunce is pulling my tie tight around my neck.
He says "just want to congratulate you on the icebreaker, it got the group relaxed and bonding, it was really good". I'm thinking I'm about to pass out, so from nerves I ran my thumb along the bottom of my nose and then flicked it with he pad, you wouldn't believe it, a big white clag of dry yeyo fall out onto the table, I slapped my hand on it thinking "he must have noticed that, what else am I gona fuk up today?"
I couldn't believe it, these fuken pencil neck gumpies thought I was so committed to the training I opened up with a joke, they loved it, had no idea, pissed themselves the fuken stooges
