Yep, very mini ones, but many, it goes something like this:
1. Do not throw that alarm clock at the wall
2. Do not road rage on the way to work
3. Do not smack that arse liking weasel that greets me with a smile and how was your morning every fuken morning, thinks I'm gonna promote him, but I just want to choke him the fuk out.
4. Do stare at Columbian chicks cleavage for too long
5. Do not roll your eyes the suck arse dipshits in the leadership meeting
6. Do not fall asleep after lunch
I achieve a few of them too, more on some days, fewer on other.