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    Quote Originally Posted by Test-E View Post
    It can be a confessional kunce.

    Just a place we can all air any mis-givings we may have about certain situations we are currently in, or share about past experiences and how we have dealt with them.

    Whatever you need it to be.
    Sometimes I think I make things happen just through the power of my thoughts. Usually it's pretty negative shit.

    Do I? Or is it just coincidence?





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    Quote Originally Posted by lkt004 View Post
    I have to pull 240kg on Wednesday, what should my preworkout wank be about?
    Well friend... If you're having to pull 240kg of man muscle on Wednesday, I would be looking to book a penis reduction by at least Monday

    But seriously.. The wank is often a topic about which we as men can be a little for blazay about..

    In this case, as your expression of dick milk is to be done prior to a major physical event, I would suggest channelling this pent up energy into the topic at hand.

    Feel free to use the following image to spread those swimmers onto a tea towel of your choosing :



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    sound advice there, and what a pretty girl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brick View Post
    Sometimes I think I make things happen just through the power of my thoughts. Usually it's pretty negative shit.

    Do I? Or is it just coincidence?
    Hmm... Depends see.

    If you do indeed have psychic powers, then this a power that should be harnessed and honed into doing the work of good.

    If however these are just 'co-incidences' I wouldn't stress too much.

    The key lies into determining whether or not, you really do have espn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spartacus View Post
    sound advice there, and what a pretty girl.
    Sorry... threw up wrong pic.

    Actually me on my bucks night


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    Quote Originally Posted by Test-E View Post
    Sorry... threw up wrong pic.

    Actually me on my bucks night
    Ah, you are one of those guys that scrubs up ok with a bit of makeup.


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    In my case its a necessity.. not a luxury.

    Otherwise I just appear comely and no one want to bed a homely girl these days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brick View Post
    Sometimes I think I make things happen just through the power of my thoughts. Usually it's pretty negative shit.

    Do I? Or is it just coincidence?
    Yes Brick, having known you for two years or so now I sincerely believe you can.


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    Sometimes I treat women like N****rs... I mean if they openly admit to liking Katy Perry or something I shun them. Am I a judgemental prick?

    A girl yesterday even told me she was looking forward to seeing the new Spiderman. I threw up a little in my mouth... But what was I supposed to think?
    1rms: BP: 140kg touch'n go, MP: 85kg, Weighted Chin ups:60kg+104kg bodyweight. Squats/deadlifts: Injured, maybe 20kg each now (including bar weight).


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    Quote Originally Posted by jj80 View Post
    Sometimes I treat women like N****rs... I mean if they openly admit to liking Katy Perry or something I shun them. Am I a judgemental prick?

    A girl yesterday even told me she was looking forward to seeing the new Spiderman. I threw up a little in my mouth... But what was I supposed to think?
    I see this a lot in my patients. And I recognise it even more now I am myself advancing in years.

    You have what we term as 'grumpy old man syndrome'.

    Almost exclusively found in 'older men' , it has also been found in younger patients who appear to display symptoms of 'getting old before their time'

    Outward appearances can be a give-away, with the afflicted often wearing knitted jumpers or running shoes with jeans.

    If these triggers are coming by way of a woman you are trying to impress, all I can say is quickly find a way to change the topic to something that works in your favour such as growing up in the 70's/80's or what it was like before computers were invented (without trying to bore her)...

    If however the triggers are coming from someone about which you give no fucks, then i simply suggest you allow you inner 'grand-pa Simpson' to present himself. Soon enough, the person who is making you regret getting out of bed that morning will lose interest and dis-engage.


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