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El Testicle
Goat that feeling
Ah.. where to begin...
It would be 24/7 obviously. All pieces of equipment I would need or could possibly think of would be there. And of course no other kunce would be allowed to hold a membership.
Upon entering the gym, I would be greeted by Scarlett Johanson who would be appropriately dressed... or not.
She would be my spotter on all exercises, from db curls to bench press. In between sets, she would massage various parts of my body.
Whenever I would perspire, she would dab my forehead with a pair of her underwear.
1/2 way through the workout, I might need a time out. We'd go to the juice bar and she'd make me a light smoothie while suggestively stroking various types of fruit to put in said smoothie.
While I consumed the smoothie, she would be sitting on my lap. Whispering in my ear just how impressed she was with my heavy lifting etc.. etc..
Back to the final 1/2 of the workout after which it's time to hit the showers. She would lather me up real good and I would rinse myself off. (As I am married I would have to unfortunately deny her sexual relations
)
She would dress me and I would be on my way.
Suffice it to say, my gym attendance would be as consistent as it's ever been
It would be 24/7 obviously. All pieces of equipment I would need or could possibly think of would be there. And of course no other kunce would be allowed to hold a membership.
Upon entering the gym, I would be greeted by Scarlett Johanson who would be appropriately dressed... or not.
She would be my spotter on all exercises, from db curls to bench press. In between sets, she would massage various parts of my body.
Whenever I would perspire, she would dab my forehead with a pair of her underwear.
1/2 way through the workout, I might need a time out. We'd go to the juice bar and she'd make me a light smoothie while suggestively stroking various types of fruit to put in said smoothie.
While I consumed the smoothie, she would be sitting on my lap. Whispering in my ear just how impressed she was with my heavy lifting etc.. etc..
Back to the final 1/2 of the workout after which it's time to hit the showers. She would lather me up real good and I would rinse myself off. (As I am married I would have to unfortunately deny her sexual relations
)She would dress me and I would be on my way.
Suffice it to say, my gym attendance would be as consistent as it's ever been
S
Stiffy
Guest
My dream gym would be in a backyard of a small house I owned. Don't necessarily need all of the machines but just enough to do the job. Need privacy and enough cover from the elements. Just me and the iron, spiritually at one!
Also need a nice area and hill to do my cardio and shit.
Also need a nice area and hill to do my cardio and shit.
Ah.. where to begin...
It would be 24/7 obviously. All pieces of equipment I would need or could possibly think of would be there. And of course no other kunce would be allowed to hold a membership.
Upon entering the gym, I would be greeted by Scarlett Johanson who would be appropriately dressed... or not.
She would be my spotter on all exercises, from db curls to bench press. In between sets, she would massage various parts of my body.
Whenever I would perspire, she would dab my forehead with a pair of her underwear.
1/2 way through the workout, I might need a time out. We'd go to the juice bar and she'd make me a light smoothie while suggestively stroking various types of fruit to put in said smoothie.
While I consumed the smoothie, she would be sitting on my lap. Whispering in my ear just how impressed she was with my heavy lifting etc.. etc..
Back to the final 1/2 of the workout after which it's time to hit the showers. She would lather me up real good and I would rinse myself off. (As I am married I would have to unfortunately deny her sexual relations
She would dress me and I would be on my way.
Suffice it to say, my gym attendance would be as consistent as it's ever been
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WoodyAllen
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El Testicle
Goat that feeling
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Stiffy
Guest
Tranny neighbour optional?
that's why I mentioned Privacy lol.
