Is that a Rolex she's wearing?
I have a habit of only going out with crazy chicks lol. Had 3 major relationships, first one is probably the only girl I've ever loved, she had some sort of self-confidence issues and manic depressive disorders, equally crazy in bed. 2nd one was pretty hot, ossum tits but fuck she was fucking stupid. She used to flirt with other men a lot but had some sort of attachment problem with me and hated me watching porn, fapping, talking to other women etc. One night I didn't want her over my house and she came round banging on all the doors and shit, I let her in and she grabbing knives and came at me, I took them off her and she was crying and completely manic - grabbed a cactus and tried to hit me with it ended up having to call the police and a paramedic to get all the spines out her hands jesus fuck
Last girl I started dating found out she was pregnant like the day after, I like to think that I'm a fairly easy going guy so I was just like "whatever". Big mistake lol. She tried to convince me that it was mine, was passionate to the point it was annoying when we were alone and ignored me when in public with her mates, people didn't even know we were dating apparently lol. She ended up ditching me by facebook message (which she sent while we were out together, told me to check my facebook when I got in lol). She got pissed at me because I ate cannabis while in the bar which is fucking strange. We both smoke weed, but somehow eating it is totally wrong. Her best mate told her off for getting rid of me and she had some sort of crisis and cut her hair off with a pair of scissors and attacked someone in KFC
I think I'll settle for a normal girl next time, even if she's skinnyfat and average looking, I don't give a fuck