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Genie in a bottle

DKD

DKD

Private Dancer
I found a mystical looking vase in my backyard yesterday. I rubbed it. A genie said 'no you can't have 3 wishes amigo, times have changed in the genie caper, you only get one....and it's only for one body part. I can make it grow nice and magic like.'

What should I have answered? How would you answer...just one body part getting impressively developed. Doesn't have to be weirdly out of proportion with the rest of your bod, but if you could really have a great muscle group what would it be?
 
Lats!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cock isn't a muscle group, but 15 inch cock would be great, then I could quit work and do porn full time.
 
I always thought traps were pretty impressive, and can help make someone look big.

Although i would probably pick chest.
 
The genie came and gave me lats when I was 16, but they just make my arms look skinny (or it could be that my arms ARE skinny...).
I guess my answer is Shoulders. Some parts just don't respond as well as others.
 
well, my belly has always been big... for all the wrong reasons....

So i would go with back... Try and taper the belly out a bit
 
ceffo said:
Bigger arms for me my 18.5 inch arms are too small. Want 20's
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lol @ 18's being small and lol and boner @ your new avatar


for me, big delts/broader shoulders. I've got decent arms and traps, shoulders look small and rounded!
 
I met this guy in a bar once. He was fucking huge. Massive arms, huge chest, enourmous delts, lats like wings, I mean huge. But his head was fucking tiny.

I got talking to him and I asked him long he'd been lifting, he told me he'd never touched weights. I was surprised so I changed the subject....to his his tiny head.

He explained how he'd found a bottle on the beach, and when he rubbed it, a genie appeared. The genie granted him 3 wishes, but no sex. This was going to be hard because she looked like this

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So he asked to be rich, bang, he got it, squillions. He asked for a very impressive muscular physique, massive, ripped, he was most impressed.

Then he asked her for a fuck. She said you know the rules, no sex.

So he goes "how about a little head"
 
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hahaha nice one Markos. you get what you ask for! kim kardashian, love her films! (well the xxx tape anyway)
 
People say shes got no talent


After watching herxxx performance she's good on the blower and swallows I say otherwise
 
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