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  1. [Article] Fuken, class acts in all my years as a semi pro...

    Fuken, class acts
    in all my years as a semi pro sleazebag I can’t remember boning a single kiwi chick
    and I say that with pride
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    [Article] Yeah, there was a Zyzz lookalike in the gym. The...

    Yeah, there was a Zyzz lookalike in the gym. The hair, the clothes the whole look, every kunce used to laugh at him but he was convinced he looked quite legendary
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    [Article] Kunce was a joke

    Kunce was a joke
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    Because I love the combo of fats and salt, ie...

    Because I love the combo of fats and salt, ie salami, prosciutto and cheese, I can easily get carried away and consume too much.
    Because it tastes so good I monitor my intake.
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    Yeah, that is the reference for fat chicks,...

    Yeah, that is the reference for fat chicks, restriction to salad only, last 2 weeks and then they lose their shit and binge out on cake.

    Personally I follow a form of diet as well.
    Avoid sugar...
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    I used to date this tennis player chick, fuk she...

    I used to date this tennis player chick, fuk she used to give me a hand job better than I could do myself.
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    The word “diet” constitutes an array of food...

    The word “diet” constitutes an array of food types regularly consumed by a culture, individual or animal.
    It’s a list of foods that a kunce feeds off.
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    [Article] I have a short thick neck.

    I have a short thick neck.
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    [Article] ME!

    ME!
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    [Article] Aren’t they aquarium fish? I always wanted one.

    Aren’t they aquarium fish?
    I always wanted one.
  11. Thread: Melanotan 2

    by Grunta
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    You’re starting to get it, a pair of prada...

    You’re starting to get it, a pair of prada sunnies def ease the load.
    Any advantage helps.
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    Iím taking about maximising the numbers and...

    Iím taking about maximising the numbers and quality Shrek.
    You want to bone a large number on 9s and 10s?
    You tan kunce!
    Dont forget my chosen was boning hot chicks.
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    by Grunta
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    Shrek De fuk Bro? Donít be telling the kunce this...

    Shrek De fuk Bro? Donít be telling the kunce this horseshit.
    A tan is fundamental to picking up hot chicks.
    Dude nicko44 also trim your body hair, youíll tan better and chicks arenít huge on the...
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    Hollister cant kill these clothes great fit...

    Hollister
    cant kill these clothes
    great fit and the refuse to die, even the print is still in good nick after all these years
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    by Grunta
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    Just tell em you’re a ranga, they’ll feel bad and...

    Just tell em you’re a ranga, they’ll feel bad and give you a permit for a 44 gallon drum
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    Mmmmmmm..........Natural...

    Mmmmmmm..........Natural cocaine..........oh............wait, maybe it’s not 100% natural
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    [Article] Yep, bit over a year for us too. I spoke to...

    Yep, bit over a year for us too.

    I spoke to other kunce in the gym about it and you get the same reaction, kunce will stretch their arms out forward, pump their hands and go ďfaaaark same...
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    [Article] What to you do for arms going numb, itís...

    What to you do for arms going numb, itís happening to all 3 of us that train together.
    Have to pump hands to get some blood in there are ďrestartĒ the kunce in the middle of the night.
    both my...
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    [Article] Dont sell yourself short, itís not just when it...

    Dont sell yourself short, itís not just when it comes to steroids.
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    [Article] Breakfast- 1g clen Lunch - 1.5g cocaine Dinner...

    Breakfast- 1g clen
    Lunch - 1.5g cocaine
    Dinner - 0.5g crystal meth
    Snack - 2 hydroxycut pills
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    Time, obviously.

    Time, obviously.
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    Chicken wraps maybe But you can’t walk and eat...

    Chicken wraps maybe
    But you can’t walk and eat
    eating is a ritual
  23. No, good looking kunce

    No, good looking kunce
  24. Holidays at the moment. But come July 1st I...

    Holidays at the moment.
    But come July 1st I start with a yankie corporation that specialises in industrial construction.
    Iím ďHead of international operationsĒ which means I look after production,...
  25. Jokes aside, tightening up my diet, staring new...

    Jokes aside, tightening up my diet, staring new gig on Monday morning.
    Reporting into the US so will be a lot of time on planes and hotel food.
    Just starting to put together a diet and training...
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