this is how you sell your skyline - Ausbb

Admin · 14-11-2011, 01:08 PM

Best Craigslist For-Sale Ad EVER!!!

This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.
Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.
Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.
Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.
This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.
You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

Figjam Brah · 14-11-2011, 01:48 PM

SICK BRUH!!!

But lmao, nicely done whoever made it...

KungFooGoo · 14-11-2011, 02:50 PM

Haha nice, he doesnt happent to be the "most awesome roomate ever" as well as a car enthusiast?

Admin · 14-11-2011, 02:53 PM

lol i think so , they both came off graiglist

Grippy · 14-11-2011, 03:09 PM

Fully sik bro! Reminds me of the 'Trike of Death' adds that were on ebay a while ago

14-11-2011, 01:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Admin Administrator. Graeme Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Training Exp:Just Started Muscle Goals:More Strength Posts: 4,875 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	this is how you sell your skyline Best Craigslist For-Sale Ad EVER!!! This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sht like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck. Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back. Seats? this cockscker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sht works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,shts getting serious. Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. Fck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Shts getting real, real fcking fast. This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (btches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. Fck. Yes. Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a fck about your shtty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added pssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner. This car has got 1.5 metric fck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't fcking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed. You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works. __________________ Ausbb- Australian Body Building serving all of your fitness,Body Building needs, conditioning, fat loss, training, supplements and so much more New to this forum? Follow these steps: 1) Register free as a member 2) Introduce Yourself 3) Ask questions, post some answers, learn more 4) Get back to the gym and build more muscle! 5) Create your own Training Diary One team: Ausbb Join Ausbb on facebook Make a Donation. Ausbb Sponsors Ausbb Member of the month - Vote now! Do you own or use a small Gym? Toss a tin in your trolley Message to all New comers and lurkers: Don't be Afraid to post even if some of the topics might be out of your league don't hide in the shadows jump into General Topic and get to know some of the girls and guys on the forum Ausbb is all you need ps it's Graeme - not Graham

14-11-2011, 02:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Admin Administrator. Graeme Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Training Exp:Just Started Muscle Goals:More Strength Posts: 4,875 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	lol i think so , they both came off graiglist __________________ Ausbb- Australian Body Building serving all of your fitness,Body Building needs, conditioning, fat loss, training, supplements and so much more New to this forum? Follow these steps: 1) Register free as a member 2) Introduce Yourself 3) Ask questions, post some answers, learn more 4) Get back to the gym and build more muscle! 5) Create your own Training Diary One team: Ausbb Join Ausbb on facebook Make a Donation. Ausbb Sponsors Ausbb Member of the month - Vote now! Do you own or use a small Gym? Toss a tin in your trolley Message to all New comers and lurkers: Don't be Afraid to post even if some of the topics might be out of your league don't hide in the shadows jump into General Topic and get to know some of the girls and guys on the forum Ausbb is all you need ps it's Graeme - not Graham

14-11-2011, 03:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Grippy Fat Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Asshole of Oz:Adelaide Gender: Training Exp:Just Started Muscle Goals:More Strength Posts: 3,159 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Fully sik bro! Reminds me of the 'Trike of Death' adds that were on ebay a while ago __________________ *Aint no way but the hard way!* Grippy Lifting Things! S - 220 / D - 245 / B - 140/ BW - 108

14-11-2011, 01:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Figjam Brah Has a secret crush on Oni Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Adelaide Gender: Training Exp:6 Months Muscle Goals:Performance Posts: 2,317 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	SICK BRUH!!! But lmao, nicely done whoever made it...

14-11-2011, 02:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
KungFooGoo Gangster Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Perth - NOR Gender: Training Exp:1-2 Years Muscle Goals:Build Muscle Posts: 6,542 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Haha nice, he doesnt happent to be the "most awesome roomate ever" as well as a car enthusiast?