View Full Version : Michael Douglas: Oral Sex Causes and Cures Cancer

04-06-2013, 10:05 PM
Michael Douglas says oral sex caused his throat cancer | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/michael-douglas-oral-sex-caused-my-throat-cancer/story-e6frfmq9-1226655871366)

At first I thought "whose dick is Michael D sucking to get throat cancer? Is he deep throating?" Then I realised he is talking about cunniligus..... ah. It all makes sense now. Seems like he knows a lot about going down on chicks.

Still, as a cure for cancer I can't see doctors prescribing 3 daily sessions of cunnilingus to cure your cancer....

04-06-2013, 10:06 PM
Squats and cunnilingus

04-06-2013, 11:36 PM
What a dirty bastard, he must be doing more than just going down on them to get cancer, not in the lips, but in the fucken throat lololol! Maybe he's got a fetish for chicks on the rags.

05-06-2013, 11:22 AM
Lol, i love that he says that his smoking and drinking for years and years had nothing to do with it, seriously? Are you that stupid?

And HPV can go anywhere in the body once it is passed on my unprotected sex, not just straight to the throat from oral.