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Women's Logic and other Wonders of the Universe

Living with 2 women I can tell you their logic is fucked up.
No real place to start, its just fucked.
Sorry to the women here, maybe chicks who lift have better logic
 
Got a mate who's wife cracked the shits at him because she had a dream that he cheated on her.

Another bloke got caught watching porn and she said that it was equivalent to cheating on her.

My missus was shitty at me one night for not doing something that I didn't even know I was supposed to do but wouldn't tell me what it was.

I'm sure women think men are mind readers and then crack the shits when we get their confusing signals wrong but won't just tell us what they want.
 
Living with 2 women I can tell you their logic is fucked up.
No real place to start, its just fucked.
Sorry to the women here, maybe chicks who lift have better logic

I feel your pain brother ... You ain't never going to win an arguement where woman congregate :eek:
 
Got a mate who's wife cracked the shits at him because she had a dream that he cheated on her.

Another bloke got caught watching porn and she said that it was equivalent to cheating on her.

My missus was shitty at me one night for not doing something that I didn't even know I was supposed to do but wouldn't tell me what it was.

Haha classic and so true
 
Living with 2 women I can tell you their logic is fucked up.
No real place to start, its just fucked.
Sorry to the women here, maybe chicks who lift have better logic
I feel you're pain too ...... try living with 4 of em :( and they say men are the more primitive of the sexes - bullshit.
I feel your pain brother ... You ain't never going to win an arguement where woman congregate :eek:
you gotta separate them from the herd ;) they hunt in packs.
 
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People often wonder why i was married at 21, found a woman with logic, NEVER LET THEM GO IF YOU FIND THEM.
 
Yeah I manage to really make some women hate me... I have no idea why... Not asking them about some things, or perhaps by not doing something particularly thoughtful when they're having a bad time DUE TO SOMETHING ELSE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT.

I have met a few comparitively sane ones though... lucky guys who got them.
 
They always complain that guys are jerks, cant find a nice guy..when they do meet a nice guy they cant handle it.

They dont know what the fuck they want
 
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Pharkin' aye... Was teasing the Mrs. about this the other day -

Women :

We want equal rights, we want to be recognised, we want to be respected and not looked at like a piece of meat, we want to be paid the same, We want a man who'll express himself and take care of me but not be a pansy...

Later :

Don't look at me nigga, that cheque ain't gonna pay itself?!, Why are those guys staring at my breasts (never mind my low ass top), What ; I have to do 'over-time'?

:D
 
Got a mate who's wife cracked the shits at him because she had a dream that he cheated on her.

Another bloke got caught watching porn and she said that it was equivalent to cheating on her.

My missus was shitty at me one night for not doing something that I didn't even know I was supposed to do but wouldn't tell me what it was.

I'm sure women think men are mind readers and then crack the shits when we get their confusing signals wrong but won't just tell us what they want.

Oh man how true is this, I am not a fuckin mind reader if you want me to do something just fuckin ask and usually it will be done, and don't what ever you do ask me to do something and then come and tell me how to do it, if you know how to do it then do it your bloody self...
 
Oh man how true is this, I am not a fuckin mind reader if you want me to do something just fuckin ask and usually it will be done, and don't what ever you do ask me to do something and then come and tell me how to do it, if you know how to do it then do it your bloody self...

Phaaaark! This for sure :D

Seriously wtf?! Either you want my ass to do it, or you think you can do it better - pick one already :rolleyes:

Could be an Ausbb support group forming here... A real sewing circle for gym goers to bitch and moan about their better halves :p
 
Phaaaark! This for sure :D

Seriously wtf?! Either you want my ass to do it, or you think you can do it better - pick one already :rolleyes:

Could be an Ausbb support group forming here... A real sewing circle for gym goers to bitch and moan about their better halves :p

Usually I do this when I need something done immediately so ok like I need help with straining veggies and the boy is watching tv I ask if he can grab the strainer coz I have the boiling water and veg and I stand there waiting and am like hello so then I either put it down and go get the strainer out it over the sink and do it myself and then he goes "I was going to do it"
It is a viscous cycle sometimes because at some stage he will then be like let me help and I am like you are watching footy don't worry I will do it I want you to rest and watch it. Subsequently he feels bad.
I understand what you guys are saying though 100%

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Usually I do this when I need something done immediately so ok like I need help with straining veggies and the boy is watching tv I ask if he can grab the strainer coz I have the boiling water and veg and I stand there waiting and am like hello so then I either put it down and go get the strainer out it over the sink and do it myself and then he goes "I was going to do it"
It is a viscous cycle sometimes because at some stage he will then be like let me help and I am like you are watching footy don't worry I will do it I want you to rest and watch it. Subsequently he feels bad.
I understand what you guys are saying though 100%

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Nah.. That I get.. What I'm talkin' 'bout is say for example :

You're turn to cook dinner, I'm tired... Ok, get's pan out etc.. start prep... Then other 1/2 is still standing over me watching with hand on hip, giving me a blow by blow account of how it should be done... :confused:

Thought you said you were tired... bugger off already :p
 
Nope I don't do that but I can see the frustration - my boy usually doesn't know how to do a lot of cooking stuff so he will ask and I'll tell him and if he asks for help then I help
 
Nah.. That I get.. What I'm talkin' 'bout is say for example :

You're turn to cook dinner, I'm tired... Ok, get's pan out etc.. start prep... Then other 1/2 is still standing over me watching with hand on hip, giving me a blow by blow account of how it should be done... :confused:

Thought you said you were tired... bugger off already :p

I do that to my wife while she cooks dinner on the rare occasion, haha
 
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