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kaz
04-04-2013, 07:33 PM
Anyone worried?

PTCPerth
04-04-2013, 07:45 PM
nup.

Bazza20
04-04-2013, 07:47 PM
Me worrying isn't going to change anything.

Brick
04-04-2013, 07:55 PM
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/12/19/C0044096-Korea_at_night,_satellite_image-SPL.jpg

North Korea can't even feed their people or switch lights on at night (see the picture at the top, hint south korea is the one with lights). Pretty sure they have fuck all chance of staging a war. 1.1 million people in the army but only 10 of those willing to fight for their shitty regime.

Maybe they have nuclear power but they are too stupid to launch it as a bomb at anyone.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1056570/thumbs/o-NORTH-KOREA-COMPUTER-PHOTO-570.jpg?6

Look at that shit its comical, cutting edge technology. Looks like their staring at a shoe box with a mouse from the early 90's. Their just stirring shit to try and get some sanctions lifted.

kaz
04-04-2013, 08:12 PM
I think this guy wants to flex his muscles.... Power gone to his head!

nazzysmith
04-04-2013, 08:16 PM
Those military fellas look like eunuchs..

Brick
04-04-2013, 08:18 PM
I think this guy wants to flex his muscles.... Power gone to his head!

Its actually pretty cunning political maneuvouring. This dude has very little power he is just a figure head for the old commie war horse generals who really run the joint.

wingman
04-04-2013, 08:23 PM
I think this guy wants to flex his muscles.... Power gone to his head!

get him some dumbells and a mirror and tell him to put his nukes away before he hurts himself

Goosey
04-04-2013, 08:29 PM
The USA need to war with someone, its good for their economy.

Neddysmith
04-04-2013, 08:30 PM
Look at that shit its comical, cutting edge technology. Looks like their staring at a shoe box with a mouse from the early 90's. Their just stirring shit to try and get some sanctions lifted.

I tend to agree, but i looks more like a computer off one of the early Bond movies, even early 90's had smaller somputers, hahaha.

I think they are taking tips from Iran on how the trick the world, remember their stealth fighter jet which the world basically laughed at?
Iran Stealth Jet Fighter In Fake Photoshop Blunder | Photos (http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/irans-laughable-fighter-jet-caught-out-in-photoshop-blunder-20130213-2ebwb.html)

The biggest worry is their nukes, they may have the technology to launch but to fly and target them properly is another story....not to mention the US, China, Japan will punish them so hard they will be in the darkages moreso for the next 1000years.

kaz
04-04-2013, 08:40 PM
I'd love to see America flatten Korea.
Didn't the Koreans learn anything from Suddam Hussain and Bin Laden?

Darkoz
04-04-2013, 08:50 PM
Them crazy Noreans

Brick
04-04-2013, 09:08 PM
I'd love to see America flatten Korea.
Didn't the Koreans learn anything from Suddam Hussain and Bin Laden?

They didn't win the war in iraq and they are about to leave afghanistan more fucked the when they got there with al- qieda in control.

Korea probably thinks its in with a good chance.

Edzo69
04-04-2013, 09:58 PM
Great so a newer version of MASH will be hitting our digital screens! They're still playing the original.

Matty
04-04-2013, 10:07 PM
They didn't win the war in iraq and they are about to leave afghanistan more fucked the when they got there with al- qieda in control.

Korea probably thinks its in with a good chance.

agreed. and look at what happened last time in korea

bigD
04-04-2013, 10:38 PM
I'd love to see America flatten Korea.
Didn't the Koreans learn anything from Suddam Hussain and Bin Laden?

The outcome of the US flattening, or attempting to flatten North Korea could possibly be a (cold) war with China and worsening relations with China and Russia. Nobody wants this!

I suspect this is part of the reason the US has tolerated North Korea's beligerance for so long.

kaz
05-04-2013, 06:55 PM
If Korea really were to strike, why warn everyone?

Darkoz
05-04-2013, 06:58 PM
They're little people and like terriers they need to bark a lot to get noticed

spartacus
05-04-2013, 07:02 PM
they are alos tough, remember the Korean War.

Bazza20
05-04-2013, 07:02 PM
They're little people and like terriers they need to bark a lot to get noticed

A bit like the pretend BBs on this site.

Darkoz
05-04-2013, 07:03 PM
A bit like the pretend BBs on this site.

Who, where??
Let me at 'em!

:D

kaz
05-04-2013, 07:04 PM
They have the same population as aus but smaller land.

Admin
05-04-2013, 07:20 PM
Look at that shit its comical, cutting edge technology. Looks like their staring at a shoe box with a mouse from the early 90's. Their just stirring shit to try and get some sanctions lifted.

hardly makes a difference , look at the technology of the 40's and the devastation the bombs caused , a gun held by a 10 year or a gun held by a 30yo they both have the same effect

Darkoz
05-04-2013, 07:25 PM
There's also the possibility of an attack coming from within the US.

Neddysmith
05-04-2013, 07:29 PM
hardly makes a difference , look at the technology of the 40's and the devastation the bombs caused , a gun held by a 10 year or a gun held by a 30yo they both have the same effect

It's one thing to have the technology to detonate a nuke its completely another thing to have the delivery system and range for it to be effective, not to mention the technology the "targets" have as a missile defence system would be much greater.

Completely different to the 40's where the delivery system was a couple of blokes in a plane dropping a bomb on a target which which was completely unprepared for it....

Goosey
05-04-2013, 08:33 PM
NK will not do it, it would be suicide.

that new bloke is just flexing his muscle at his cabinet.

ride29er
05-04-2013, 10:55 PM
they have already said Korea dont have the technology to Attack the US direct, they suspect they will attack troops/embassy based elsewhere

Matty
06-04-2013, 01:06 AM
NK will not do it, it would be suicide.

Isn't that what they said about attacking pearl harbour back in the day? I'm not saying they will attack anyone but its not smart to count them out.

Neddysmith
06-04-2013, 07:40 AM
Yeah you have to take the threats seriously and then react in such a way to show them that if they did do anything silly the price they would pay would far outweigh any benefit they would get from launching an attack.

Camo1902
06-04-2013, 08:28 AM
Very interesting article/vid about Kim Jong-un

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un paints a confused, contradictory picture of his true character | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/world-news/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-paints-a-confused-contradictory-picture-of-his-true-character/story-fndir2ev-1226613251895)

Grippy
06-04-2013, 08:47 AM
Was reading an interesting paper about this situation the other day, pretty much summed up that this clown beating his chest is all part of a bigger game to do with China. Apparently they have a large amount of control over what happens and North Korea usually blows up when relations between China and the yanks are at a low point. Pretty much a show to prove people are pissed and bigger leverage on the bargaining table as China don't want to stuff shit up themselves as they have a pretty good money making machine going with the Western world at the moment.

Darkoz
06-04-2013, 09:45 AM
I'm sure that China would like N Korea to quietly go away.

wingman
06-04-2013, 09:46 AM
I'm sure that every country would like N Korea to quietly go away.

fixed?

lex
06-04-2013, 10:27 AM
no not worried as to old to get called up if any shit does go down.

If shit does happen hopefully its the US not Japan that does anything.

The second the Japs do anything, the Chinese will use it as an excuse to get revenge for what happened in WW2 and a lot in the rest of Asia will cheer them on.

Goosey
06-04-2013, 10:37 AM
Isn't that what they said about attacking pearl harbour back in the day? I'm not saying they will attack anyone but its not smart to count them out.

I'm worried.

What I've read indicates that Jong-un is trying to stamp his mark, he has big shoes to fill, his dad was a powerful person.

It's all posturing at the moment and rightly so everyone is placing defenses.
At the moment they not got the capacity to place nuclear warheads on long range missiles.

So, at this point in time it would be suicides for north Korea to start something.

Scary shit.

nazzysmith
06-04-2013, 10:43 AM
It's not a matter of if..... But when....

This could go on for years... At some stage they will do something that the US can use to bomb the shit out of them...

wingman
06-04-2013, 11:37 AM
US went to the middle east due to them having suspected weapons of mass destruction. Do we suspect NK does too?

wingman
06-04-2013, 12:00 PM
Heres North Korea's view on things

Kim Jong Il: 10 weird facts, propaganda - World Watch - CBS News (http://www.cbsnews.com/8334-503543_162-57345134-503543/kim-jong-il-10-weird-facts-propaganda/)

Some of the better ones are:

1. Divine birth
Legend has it that a double rainbow and a glowing new star appeared in the heavens to herald the birth of Kim Jong Il, in 1942, on North Korea's cherished Baekdu Mountain. Soviet records, however, indicate he was born in the Siberian village of Vyatskoye, in 1941. The people of North Korea, many of whom are reportedly battling famine, are apparently told that Kim's birthday is celebrated throughout the world.

5. High achiever
Official records reportedly show that Kim learned to walk at the age of three weeks, and was talking at eight weeks. While at Kim Il Sung University, he apparently wrote 1,500 books over a period of three years, along with six full operas. According to his official biography, all of his operas are "better than any in the history of music." Then there's his sporting prowess. In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that the first time Kim picked up a golf club, he shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.

10. Didn't defecate
It is reported that Kim's official biography on the North Korean state web site, which has since been taken down, claimed that Kim did not defecate. Enough said.

Also LiveLeak.com - North Korea television takes a look at american poverty (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df8_1362850413) which is an internal NK thing about US's poverty lol

And heres a piece about hte black market they have there for basic food and phones: SHIFT NORTH KOREA - $0.25 donated for every view! [????] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PtZmfHjypY)

sokapo
06-04-2013, 01:26 PM
situation Scary

kaz
06-04-2013, 01:51 PM
I hope they dont do another Pearl Harbour. I'll be there in May.....:(

kaz
06-04-2013, 02:47 PM
They've loaded the missile launchers!

lex
06-04-2013, 04:00 PM
I hope they dont do another Pearl Harbour. I'll be there in May.....:(

you'll be right. Their guidance systems are rather primitive.

nazzysmith
06-04-2013, 04:02 PM
you'll be right. Their guidance systems are rather primitive.

More likely to land on themselves then us...

kaz
07-04-2013, 01:46 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/07/8azygesy.jpg

DoYouEven?
07-04-2013, 02:49 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/07/8azygesy.jpg


i fucking lol'd

nazzysmith
07-04-2013, 10:38 PM
Sth Korea nth Korea... Same thing...

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/07/vy3uhytu.jpg

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

kaz
09-04-2013, 08:53 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/09/9e3ederu.jpg

Goosey
09-04-2013, 08:55 PM
That's funny!