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Fluffy transforms like Optimus Prime 2013

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Brick

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Alright bitches, snitches and internet weirdos that stumbled on this thread looking for transformers fetish porn. Here is my attempt at a transformation.

Once upon a time I was a vain young buck, think I pushed the limits of my potential as a natty, was rocking a 44" chest, 18" arms & 33" waist. That all changed when I badly fucked my shoulder the first time and chucked in the towel for a while just lifting sporadically and boxing for a year and a bit, size just fell off me. When I returned a little over 18 months ago I decided to focus on building up strength. In that time I have fluctuated from 82-88kg but packing plenty of pork with it.

Stats
Squat 155 / Dead 205 / Bench 110

Waist 36" (crept up two inches over xmas)
Guns 16" no pump
Chest 42" plenty of man boob packing that out
Weight today 85kg

I'm not stoked with the way I look, although the photo doesn't really do me justice, my chest and back size means my gut doesn't poke past the shirt but as soon as I take my shirt off I realise it's all an illusion, hiding uder there is a fat fuck. I still fill out a set of shirt sleeves alright.

Physique wise I want fuck off traps with my shirt collars touching my ear lobes, a back so fucking nasty it looks like a hump and arms 17-18". Visible abs don't interest me but I'd like a decent v taper with waist around 10" smaller than the chest.

I'll post more pics when I have some time alone to take photos, my missus already thinks I'm obsessed with the way I look without me getting caught taking selfies in the mirror. She'll also assume I'm sending them to some whore..................Ummm yeah it's for a comp on the internet.........sure sounds totally legit, nice excuse dickhead.
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Darkoz said:
That's exactly how I pictured you Fluff


:D
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Haha yes the fluffster a cunning rat like individual usually caught creeping out of brothels in the late of night and crawling out of rest room windows to avoid paying the bill at restaurants.
 
You have decent lifts just gotta lose the gut to win this. Not sure what the prize is, something to do with not requiring a triple bypass in 10 years I hear.
 
You got a belly just like mine, you should be proud. Unlike me, you've actually got some existent arms and some solid lift #'s though :/
 
can't stop laughing ...

this will be awesomesauce in the best possible way.

go Team Fluffy!

or is that Optimus Prime Transformers?

I feel like yelling "Thunderbirds are Go!" :)

Love the "hair"...don't lose that do in future pics!
 
joe said:
You have decent lifts just gotta lose the gut to win this. Not sure what the prize is, something to do with not requiring a triple bypass in 10 years I hear.
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LOL I actually get checked twice yearly, my cholesterol is alright. I keep tabs on that shit cause I eat a butt load of red meat/milk/eggs.

I pulled the trigger after you called me out in your thread.

My thoughts on phyisque building for the average drug free dude below (note I don't use the word bodybuilding, thats a whole different level of dedication I have never and will never have)-

Building a gun physique isn't that hard (aside from the actual lifting) if you just keep in proportion. I would probably look okay with 16" arms and 41-42" chest if I had a 32" gut. I will look good at years end if I can get 17-18" arms, 44" chest and a 34" waist. Get the waist down to 32" and I'd have a sick physique with those measurements. Guys get too hung up on the scales, everyone wanting to hit 100kg no matter what height they are.
 
wingman said:
You got a belly just like mine, you should be proud. Unlike me, you've actually got some existent arms and some solid lift #'s though :/
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chocchillimango said:
can't stop laughing ...

this will be awesomesauce in the best possible way.

go Team Fluffy!

or is that Optimus Prime Transformers?

I feel like yelling "Thunderbirds are Go!" :)

Love the "hair"...don't lose that do in future pics!
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Thanks peeps, just gotta stay unhurt and try to not go on epic elvis like binge/benders........................................now where did I put that bacon pb sandwich chased with an 8ball of coke.
 
Fluffy said:
Building a gun physique isn't that hard (aside from the actual lifting) if you just keep in proportion. I would probably look okay with 16" arms and 41-42" chest if I had a 32" gut. I will look good at years end if I can get 17-18" arms, 44" chest and a 34" waist. Get the waist down to 32" and I'd have a sick physique with those measurements. Guys get too hung up on the scales, everyone wanting to hit 100kg no matter what height they are.
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Yeah looking aesthetic is pretty much doing the opposite of what I do - obsessing over lifts and eating like a pig. The secret is just getting the waist down and having a halfway decent strength level. In my case I could obviously use a shave and a tan, but honestly that is nothing that can't be fixed with a bit of darkness and a few beers in the observer (when it matters).
 
L.P.S. said:
yep, you can see the resemblence to Oni. One bulks one cuts. Long lost brothers maybe :D
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That cuts deep bro............real deep.

kaz said:
All the best Fluff.

:)
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Thank you karen, your such wonderful person, your inner beauty truly shines through. I feel like we are connected through Ausbb. ;)

jamesyboi said:
decent lifts mate
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Thanks James, hows tricks you still knocking round PCYC & world gym?

Semillon said:
Good luck fluffy
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No luck required just dedication and restraint.................neither of which I posses.
 
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