Admin you will probably ban me for this but here it goes.
The best part of cycling is when you are driving to work at 5am and you see a pack coming in the opposite direction. Now what you do is put your head down so it looks like you have fallen asleep at the wheel and slowly start veering across double lanes in their direction.
The look on their faces is priceless.
seeing the expression of the drivers face as a boot gets puts to the quarter panel/front fender is also priceless
But seriously. nothing makes me more nervous than cyclists on the road, especially when turning left when theres one just ahead and you have to decide either to cut them off or risk a rear ending.... mtb ftw
I have no problem with Cyclist's it just shits me to tears when you get the pack of 30 or so bikes that for some reason decide to cycle in the middle lane of a 3 lane road.... Oh an how most of them believe the road belongs to them, they dont have to follow the road rules and that the world of car drivers need to get out of the way....
Oh and they look poofy and are stupid for riding at such high speeds in lycra...
I like to refer to them as skin coloured crayons for the road.