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HOT osteo Dilema

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menace

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So i see an osteo and she is shit HOT! She gets rather close to my junk and appears to get closer with each visit..:) I am beginning to think she is doing this on purpose to see my reaction...Which i don't mind at all.... Its amazingly HOT...
to go there or not????
Has anyone else experienced this with a health care professional?
 
I like your post bud, it should be the template for all first posts from future members.

My advice is as follows:


  1. Lie back while she's examining you
  2. Think erotic thoughts
  3. Let yourself crack a big fat
  4. Give her the eye
  5. Let nature take its course

If you're struggling with point 2, then here's a few pics to burn into your brain and use in her office.


ugly01.jpg

elizabeth 2 wedding crown 2.jpg

YearbookYourself_1988 FD.jpg

YearbookYourself_1980 ST.jpg


Good luck!
 
Haha thanks mate
The thought has crossed my mind..on several occasions. Definately going to let her have it next time :p
I suppose there are plenty of other doctors out there to choose from if it all goes bad!
 
If I was a bad man I'd suggest videoing it so we can watch it live on Skype, a la that female ADFA student recently.

Good thing I'm not a bad man.
 
Shrek - i don't know.. i guess there's only one way to find out :p
 
Was all prepared to have a crack at my appointment today... Had a different doc today as my regular osteo was off sick...........
This one was a bloke so will just have to wait another 3 weeks :p Might have to tell her that she owes me a really good session due to her absence
 
For anyone who's not aware, the third pic is Fadi in his nightclub days and the fourth is Sticky prior to the operation.
 
menace said:
to go there or not????
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Mate I can joke around just as good as the next person, but I won't be joking with you here because I have a rather serious advice to give you, you may take it or you may choose to disregard it, it's up to you.

I say don't even attempt anything that has a sexual connotation attached to it if jail is not the place you want to lift weights! Your life can take such a drastic turn (for the worse) in an instant if you instigate or even allow for sexual behaviour to take place whilst under supervision by a registered professional.

If this "professional" has any morals or grey matter upstairs, she would (should) be wise enough to take her lustful intentions outside of her professional work place.

That's all.


Fadi.
 
I hate to be a wet blanket, and agree with Fadi, but I am and I do.

Don't go there - if its REALLY happening (and not just in your mind - hey, we're all guilty of that from time to time), she'll break through and suggest something outside the practice.

Otherwise, keep it in your mind (and pants) mate. You can get into a lot of trouble these days doing something like this.

Modern life is NOT a porn film (unfortunately...) ;)
 
candyflip said:
Modern life is NOT a porn film (unfortunately...) ;)
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Tell that to that flight attendant that banged Ralph Fiennes in the airplane toilet.

Oh wait, didn't she get in shit for that....kind of proves your point I guess. :D

There's been a lot of jocularity in this thread but the truth of the matter OP is that a registered medical professional is not going to risk throwing away their career for that type of thing. They would be bound by a code of ethics and can be deregistered for breaking it. As mentioned, if she really intends on doing it, it will be away from her practice. But do keep us informed...aaah, the thrill of the chase.
 
Yes I think I agree, I might have to just man up and just ask her if she wants to man up. Better to be rejected verbally than to be shut down physically and then have a law suit on my hands LOL
 
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